oh shitz!!!!!! The MIB fuzz r commin 2 get me.
i hate life
Age 34, Male
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snapsickles. fuck it, im going to make the outline on flash and do some shit to it on photoshop. i got this new laptop, its so sleek and sexy, OH BAD LAPTOP, you naughty naughty boy...i mean...girl...
new laptop?! Woot on a stick! Ur making the MIB Fuzz to come and get me? Totally not freaking cool dude! If they come near me I'm totally gunna rip their vaginas out!
i have to reinstall everything, and photoshop/flash are not on top of the list :(
I got banned too XD
why cant they give us the right to waste our lives on this site? ITS BLASPHEMY!
Shit, that sucks more than a slutty woman at a large penis convention.
what did you say about my mother?!
boo hoo
damn right boo hoo. now all i have left to do is jack off...all day...
Do you really live in Champaign? I went to a Red Hot Chili Peppers concert there last spring on some college campus. Dude that night was so crazy! I did so much eating, drinking, pot smoking, and jumping around...Anyway, those things all worked in conjunction to make me throw up all night...dude, it was fucking insane! We left that hotel room in SHAMBLES! My friend ripped the lock off of the wall because he didn't know what it was (ya, he's actually THAT stupid), then we ripped the tv out of the wall so that we could plug in Guitar Hero, and that didn't work, so we just called room service and said we had no idea what happened to the tv, so they gave us a new one. It took a long time, but we eventually got it plugged in. And then it was after the concert that I started throwing up all over...Shit, that was a crazy fun night. Thanks for the memories, whatever your name is...
my name is idontreallygiveashitaboutyourstor ybutiwilldrawyouinmyproject.
I've decided that you're my new best friend! Because my friend here is being an ass hole, and he doesn't give me happy memories like you...
awesome...do friends let other friends touch their fun parts?
UH I SAID SHE WAS HOT SIR.
oh, so now your saying you want to do my mom?...how much $ are we talking?
Your moms for sale? I bid $1.00
HOLY SHIt! one dollar?! oh sna....err....i mean, i will take it....
SIR I SMUGGLED CRACK FROM MEXICO IN MY ASS WILL THAT DO IT?
can you maybe smuggle in a couple of mexicans in your ass? that would be lovely
sick!!!! So does she come with batteries? or do i have to buy those separate?
no, you need high quality petroleum to fire her up
no worries that FBI bastard is after me, so I'll distract him and you make a run for it.
Also petroleum? wtf? the chick needs gas or somthing? god damnit i knew there was a catch, son of a bitch you screwed me over. You know how expensive gas is?
it will probably run at least 30 bucks
That sucks
you suck
OK SIR FOR THE LAST TIME WILL YOU TAKE THE CRACK FOR YOUR MOTHER? IF YOU WANT I WILL EVEN, SCENT THE CRACK FOR MORE AROMA.
hold on, we are talking about your ass crack right?
You talking TF2 Team Fortress 2? Cause hell yeah I got it. I'm suck using everyone but the soldier. As soldier I'll destroy all, unless you made of some giant goo in which case missals just pass through you. Damn the giant goo? Wat u got like a day or so left till bannage lifts?
giant goo? ftw? i like all of the players except the demoman cuz he's black (and because its hard to shoot those grenade things at enemies with precision)
my choice is the heavy accompanied with a medic. i do play the soldier occasionally, and the engineer kicks ass too. the rest i play if i want something different to do.
so whats your screen name in TF2? mine is Dookiemeister (with an E!! omg).
Ban up yet?
If not, I got an open spot on the dumpster...
watchoo talkin bout jamoke?! yea im free to post now, but i cant stop playing tf2
FOR THE LAST TIME SIR, NO WE ARE NOT WE ARE TALKING BOUT THE STUFF.
YOU KNOW THE STUFF AKA THE STUFF.
HERES A HINT ITS WHITE AN POWDERY.
so now we're talking about flour? sorry, but im not a little baking sissy.
damn I look sexy in green!
my TF2 user name is tjoglan <--- my actual name too! woot! I know I'm so original. I need to get a new mouse for my laptop so i can play it again. My other mouse snapped, so I'm stuck using this comp, which is slow as fuck and can't handle TF2 lol. Not to mention it's slowing me down when I try to paint. You know how gay and time consumming it is that every time I make a brush stroke I have to wait 5-10 seconds for the memory to catch up? Yeah I'm just not that patient.
sux 4 u. im using my tablet (come's with a pen and a mouse) and its pretty good. it has a scroll wheel and five buttons.
GAH SIR I GIVE UP YOU HAVE THE BRAIN OF AN INCOHORENT GORILLA JUST PUT ME IN THE PICTURE AND NO ONE WILL GET HURT.
mmm....gorillas are yummy...
narf
Age= Elevindy billion , sex= yes please , race= alien
YAY you got 7 days to get your Diety whistle :P I just started working my whistle lol, damn that sounded wrong.
Now show me some damn art bitch! I mean American mutha ... i mean hi XD
Dookiemaister
ima go all MIB on yo ass!