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does the green alien thing/ me have an ass/saggy vagina in the front? or is it just me/alien?

its an asshole/vagina/giant balls :3

Oh ok just checking, if it wasn't I'd be mad.

i knew you'd like a big pair of testicals

Yeah, I lost one of mine weeks ago, so good thing you drew up some new ones for me. Now I have 3 shit yeah!

if you find yours, can i have it?

Alright, Im done acting like an asshole just out me in the pic.

NO!

I'm stealing ur alien. Those green nuts will look kick ass in my profile.

fine! see if i care...*cries*

Dookie, your a very mean person :(.
LOL

what? you dont like the pink? i thought it makes you stand out more...

So you cook alot too, huh?

i cook shtuff

Sorry, nevermind I thought you didnt put me in the pic.

i wroted a comment :D

since ngmastah blob looks somewhat feminine (i should know I'm a blob too) I'm going to make her my bride aka Blob Bitch. Were gunna be so happy together and make little blob babies! I hope they have large balls like their father.

both of you reproduce asexually >:(

fine i'll make my mutant babies without his help. I want little killer minions!

you get only five billion eggs at most. if you have abortions, your count will deplete.
(you have enough jizz to last a life time)

also ur sig is all christmasy!!!

YAY!

But narf you dont have a penis how are you going to reproduce?

to the contrary...he has two five feet long dicks. dont you see them in the pic?

yeah 2 very long fucking dicks, but i wish they had a little bit more girth to them. But hey thats what god gave me. I mean i didn't call dookie god... FUCK!

what? you said im not god? FUCK YOU!

hi!

hi...would you like a blowjob?

hey u, up there, right above me! Want some candy?

I should totally take over dookie's profile page. But then he'd ban me and I'd be sad. Man I think I post here more often than anywhere else. I'm like bored or somthing. That or I've turned into some sort of stalker :)

yea...
(fucking homepage whore)

The pics getting good.

i dont feel like editing them in photoshop.
i dont feel like doing jack shit anymore.
i want to take a year off and turn into a lazy ass piece of shit.

The guy with a roast chicken for a head cracks me up.
Should have been a villain on The Tick.

but i poo from there