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7 DAYS!!!

Posted by Dookiemaister - November 22nd, 2007


this is the worst thanksgiving EVAR! i gots spanked by teh ban stick 4 about 7 days 4 posting to a tread dat had child pr0n in it [which was pretty hot if you ask me] (NO PEDO!)

so yea...im making an entry about it. im also making it to post some of my shitty art.
just post a homosexual comment and i will include you in the picture (i will draw you any way i feel like it, so no bitchin about it. sound good? no? i dont give a fuck)

age, sex and race with every comment (so i can take advantage of any stereotype and shiz)

-------------------------end of retarded rant, start of retarded comments-------------------------

Nov 22, 2007 - African American Friday is tomorrow, and i will be totally hittin the mall to like buy some clothes :3 (nah, im getting the orange box, digital frames, flash drives, memory cards, and a brand new desktop for only 200 burr!!!)
Nov 25, 2007 - i started playing team fortress 2 today, and im hooked! i cant stop playing it. i like all the players you get to choose, but i like heavy the most. slow, but packs a shit load of ammo. only downside is that its killing my study time :(
Nov 25, 2007 - i finished drawing me as an fbi (or whatever) agent. i just have flash so there's not that much detail.
Nov 28, 2007 - i drewed moar; cant stop playing TM2. does anyone else have it? it only costs 50 bucks for five games, but i got it for 25 on black friday.
Nov 29, 2007 - moar; the alien is narf, im the fbi dude and sprint is the gorilla :3
Dec 02, 2007 - i havent been going to ng for a while cuz i cant get off of playing my orange box games. i just finished portal, and it kicked ass! (the cake is not a lie by the way)
Dec 05, 2007 - drew more. i dont know whats up with this computer, but it cuts off some of the image if i raise the dpi...
Dec 07, 2007 - i just realized that i am 17, i signed up on 7/17/07 AND i posted this on dec 7, 2007!
Dec 30, 2007 - if you havent noticed by now, i gave up on this thing because of team fortress 2.

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7 DAYS!!!


Comments

Age= Elevindy billion , sex= yes please , race= alien

YAY you got 7 days to get your Diety whistle :P I just started working my whistle lol, damn that sounded wrong.

Now show me some damn art bitch! I mean American mutha ... i mean hi XD

ima go all MIB on yo ass!

oh shitz!!!!!! The MIB fuzz r commin 2 get me.

snapsickles. fuck it, im going to make the outline on flash and do some shit to it on photoshop. i got this new laptop, its so sleek and sexy, OH BAD LAPTOP, you naughty naughty boy...i mean...girl...

new laptop?! Woot on a stick! Ur making the MIB Fuzz to come and get me? Totally not freaking cool dude! If they come near me I'm totally gunna rip their vaginas out!

i have to reinstall everything, and photoshop/flash are not on top of the list :(

I got banned too XD

why cant they give us the right to waste our lives on this site? ITS BLASPHEMY!

Shit, that sucks more than a slutty woman at a large penis convention.

what did you say about my mother?!

boo hoo

damn right boo hoo. now all i have left to do is jack off...all day...

Do you really live in Champaign? I went to a Red Hot Chili Peppers concert there last spring on some college campus. Dude that night was so crazy! I did so much eating, drinking, pot smoking, and jumping around...Anyway, those things all worked in conjunction to make me throw up all night...dude, it was fucking insane! We left that hotel room in SHAMBLES! My friend ripped the lock off of the wall because he didn't know what it was (ya, he's actually THAT stupid), then we ripped the tv out of the wall so that we could plug in Guitar Hero, and that didn't work, so we just called room service and said we had no idea what happened to the tv, so they gave us a new one. It took a long time, but we eventually got it plugged in. And then it was after the concert that I started throwing up all over...Shit, that was a crazy fun night. Thanks for the memories, whatever your name is...

my name is idontreallygiveashitaboutyourstor ybutiwilldrawyouinmyproject.

I've decided that you're my new best friend! Because my friend here is being an ass hole, and he doesn't give me happy memories like you...

awesome...do friends let other friends touch their fun parts?

UH I SAID SHE WAS HOT SIR.

oh, so now your saying you want to do my mom?...how much $ are we talking?

Your moms for sale? I bid $1.00

HOLY SHIt! one dollar?! oh sna....err....i mean, i will take it....

SIR I SMUGGLED CRACK FROM MEXICO IN MY ASS WILL THAT DO IT?

can you maybe smuggle in a couple of mexicans in your ass? that would be lovely

sick!!!! So does she come with batteries? or do i have to buy those separate?

no, you need high quality petroleum to fire her up

no worries that FBI bastard is after me, so I'll distract him and you make a run for it.

Also petroleum? wtf? the chick needs gas or somthing? god damnit i knew there was a catch, son of a bitch you screwed me over. You know how expensive gas is?

it will probably run at least 30 bucks

That sucks

you suck

OK SIR FOR THE LAST TIME WILL YOU TAKE THE CRACK FOR YOUR MOTHER? IF YOU WANT I WILL EVEN, SCENT THE CRACK FOR MORE AROMA.

hold on, we are talking about your ass crack right?

You talking TF2 Team Fortress 2? Cause hell yeah I got it. I'm suck using everyone but the soldier. As soldier I'll destroy all, unless you made of some giant goo in which case missals just pass through you. Damn the giant goo? Wat u got like a day or so left till bannage lifts?

giant goo? ftw? i like all of the players except the demoman cuz he's black (and because its hard to shoot those grenade things at enemies with precision)
my choice is the heavy accompanied with a medic. i do play the soldier occasionally, and the engineer kicks ass too. the rest i play if i want something different to do.
so whats your screen name in TF2? mine is Dookiemeister (with an E!! omg).

Ban up yet?
If not, I got an open spot on the dumpster...

watchoo talkin bout jamoke?! yea im free to post now, but i cant stop playing tf2

FOR THE LAST TIME SIR, NO WE ARE NOT WE ARE TALKING BOUT THE STUFF.
YOU KNOW THE STUFF AKA THE STUFF.
HERES A HINT ITS WHITE AN POWDERY.

so now we're talking about flour? sorry, but im not a little baking sissy.

damn I look sexy in green!

my TF2 user name is tjoglan <--- my actual name too! woot! I know I'm so original. I need to get a new mouse for my laptop so i can play it again. My other mouse snapped, so I'm stuck using this comp, which is slow as fuck and can't handle TF2 lol. Not to mention it's slowing me down when I try to paint. You know how gay and time consumming it is that every time I make a brush stroke I have to wait 5-10 seconds for the memory to catch up? Yeah I'm just not that patient.

sux 4 u. im using my tablet (come's with a pen and a mouse) and its pretty good. it has a scroll wheel and five buttons.

GAH SIR I GIVE UP YOU HAVE THE BRAIN OF AN INCOHORENT GORILLA JUST PUT ME IN THE PICTURE AND NO ONE WILL GET HURT.

mmm....gorillas are yummy...

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