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what a fagot...i mean he's got no skill to draw something like this:

So i hear Narf is stealing my artwork


my tablet broke

2008-04-28 18:27:41 by Dookiemaister
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how gay

well i just called wacom tech support and i might just get the usb fixed under my waranty (although its basically my fault its broken...)
here's the last thing i drew before the tragic death

my tablet broke


it's my dick in a cube

2008-02-22 20:29:01 by Dookiemaister
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my dick in a cube yea yeeea...
DIAB
portal

it's my dick in a cube


i maidz a draing!

2008-01-01 16:19:28 by Dookiemaister
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Updated: 01/03/08 5:45 PM ah crap...i wanted to change the design of my master piece but ended up with this shit...

i maidz a draing!


7 DAYS!!!

2007-11-22 22:56:36 by Dookiemaister
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this is the worst thanksgiving EVAR! i gots spanked by teh ban stick 4 about 7 days 4 posting to a tread dat had child pr0n in it [which was pretty hot if you ask me] (NO PEDO!)

so yea...im making an entry about it. im also making it to post some of my shitty art.
just post a homosexual comment and i will include you in the picture (i will draw you any way i feel like it, so no bitchin about it. sound good? no? i dont give a fuck)

age, sex and race with every comment (so i can take advantage of any stereotype and shiz)

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Nov 22, 2007 - African American Friday is tomorrow, and i will be totally hittin the mall to like buy some clothes :3 (nah, im getting the orange box, digital frames, flash drives, memory cards, and a brand new desktop for only 200 burr!!!)
Nov 25, 2007 - i started playing team fortress 2 today, and im hooked! i cant stop playing it. i like all the players you get to choose, but i like heavy the most. slow, but packs a shit load of ammo. only downside is that its killing my study time :(
Nov 25, 2007 - i finished drawing me as an fbi (or whatever) agent. i just have flash so there's not that much detail.
Nov 28, 2007 - i drewed moar; cant stop playing TM2. does anyone else have it? it only costs 50 bucks for five games, but i got it for 25 on black friday.
Nov 29, 2007 - moar; the alien is narf, im the fbi dude and sprint is the gorilla :3
Dec 02, 2007 - i havent been going to ng for a while cuz i cant get off of playing my orange box games. i just finished portal, and it kicked ass! (the cake is not a lie by the way)
Dec 05, 2007 - drew more. i dont know whats up with this computer, but it cuts off some of the image if i raise the dpi...
Dec 07, 2007 - i just realized that i am 17, i signed up on 7/17/07 AND i posted this on dec 7, 2007!
Dec 30, 2007 - if you havent noticed by now, i gave up on this thing because of team fortress 2.

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7 DAYS!!!


Teh Awsum PPL list!!1one!!1

2007-11-16 17:48:31 by Dookiemaister
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Since everyone is making these lists, i decided to make my own.
here are some cool NGers from Newgrounds:

Dookiemaister: Now this is my main n***a! that's why he's on top of the list!
Dookiemaister: he's so cool...i wish i was him...
Dookiemaister: can be an asshole at times but he's pretty cool.
Dookiemaister: some of his art is ok i guess
Dookiemaister: i love you man! literally...i want to fuck you in your ass.
Dookiemaister: cuz he will kick my balls if i dont add him :(
Dookiemaister: dude, this guy is awesome! we go way back...etc...
Dookiemaister: i jack him off almost everyday!
Dookiemaister: he's gonna kick my ass :3
Dookiemaister: used threats to get on this list...

figured i should add a list of people who piss me off:

Dookiemaister: this cock sucker is a fuckin prick! i want to slit his throat and rape it.
Dookiemaister: not as bad as the one above but he's just too damn annoying
Dookiemaister: this assclown grabbed my cock, can you believe that fucking shit? wtf is wrong with these NGers?
Dookiemaister: he violated me =:::(
Dookiemaister: he's a poopy pants

i will put up more people, but it's a very exclusive list.

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here's some of my art just cuz i have one in every entry i make.

Teh Awsum PPL list!!1one!!1


Ogrelishus

2007-11-03 16:12:07 by Dookiemaister
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HOTNESS!
[biga pic]

Updated Comment: HOLY FUCKING SHIT! IM BACK TO A NORMAL WHISTLE!!!!
Updated Comment: HOLY FUCKING SHIT! I GOT A BRONZE WHISTLE!!!!
Updated Comment: WTF? IM BACK TO A GARBAGE!?!?
Updated Comment: BACK UP TO NORMAL BABAY!
Updated Comment: HELL YEA! BRONZE!
Updated Comment: OH SNAP! SILVER!!!
Updated Comment: OMG OMG OMG!!! GOLD!

Ogrelishus


my new icon.

2007-09-15 14:17:42 by Dookiemaister
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wish it could be my level icon :(

my new icon.


my wacom is so fucking awesome.

2007-09-09 17:02:31 by Dookiemaister
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oh its sooo hot. i like to touch it in naughty places some times ^_^
here's basically my first whole drawing i made using it
(it can also be found in my art thread.)

my wacom is so fucking awesome.


LOOK AT MY BOOBS!!!

2007-09-04 23:26:11 by Dookiemaister
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alright NGers, stop bitching about my boobs.
the only reason i created that thread was cuz of all the people posting to idap.
yea, that thread was freaky at first, but it grew on me. (and mine should grow on you too)
im still confused how all of you draw dicks so well...
(here's a booby a made a minute ago)

LOOK AT MY BOOBS!!!